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Where did it all go wrong?

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    Where did it all go wrong?

    Where did it go wrong for the UK on coronavirus? - CNN
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    The day your mamma pushed you out.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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      #3
      Where did it all go wrong?
      I thought this was going to be a post about your life so far?

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        #4
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        The day your mamma pushed you out.
        If only she'd just farted, the world would be a happier place...
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mordac View Post
          If only she'd just farted, the world would be a happier place...
          They should have slapped her and not the baby at the point of delivery...

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            They should have slapped her and not the baby at the point of delivery...

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              I thought this was going to be a post about your life so far?

              You've got to like the British "everyone's a winner" education system.
              It allows a poorly-educated, poorly-paid permie, divorced bloke from Swindon make a post like this without any intention of irony
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                If only she'd just farted, the world would be a happier place...
                she had to follow through!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Now that didn't take too long to enact did it:

                  British Prime Minister Boris Johnson will announce on Sunday that all travellers coming to the UK will be quarantined for a fortnight, according to The Times.

                  “Passengers arriving at airports and ports including Britons returning from abroad, will have to self-isolate for 14 days,” the newspaper said, citing a government source.

                  Travellers from Ireland, the Channel Islands and the Isle of Man will be exempt, as will lorry drivers bringing crucial supplies, the report added, saying that the measures would come into force in early June.


                  Authorities will carry out spot checks and hand out to fines of up to £1,000, or possibly deportation, for those found to be breaking the rules, The Times said.


                  It also said that travellers will have to provide an address, at which they can self-isolate, on arrival to the UK.
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #10
                    Citizens on a leash (app)

                    Foreigners in hiding

                    Small businesses ruined

                    Elderly die en masse

                    What else?

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