Try assguru. He claims to be smart but is actually full of sh*t.
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostMake sure you get one with the instructions translated in to English. I tried one which was all in the original Japanese and it gave me quite a surprise
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostBy smart you mean with real AI stuff so you can say "Alexa I need a crap" and it wipes your bum for you?
PS Apologies of this is a serious question but, if so, shouldn't it be in Technical?Comment
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Get a Toto one. (had to find the photo from my room in the St Regis, Osaka)
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostJust make sure you know what the three shells doComment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostI think the icons are easy to follow, this one shows you can also wash your boobs
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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