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    Smart toilet recommendations

    I have been looking around for a Japanese style smart toilet that has warm water washing a warm air drying.

    Does the panel have any recommendations?
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

    #2
    connect a hose to the hot water tap and shove it up yer jacksie.

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      #3
      By smart you mean with real AI stuff so you can say "Alexa I need a crap" and it wipes your bum for you?

      PS Apologies of this is a serious question but, if so, shouldn't it be in Technical?
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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        #4
        Originally posted by BR14 View Post
        connect a hose to the hot water tap and shove it up yer jacksie.
        That's more like colonic irrigation than a wash and blow dry

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          #5
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          By smart you mean with real AI stuff so you can say "Alexa I need a crap" and it wipes your bum for you?

          PS Apologies of this is a serious question but, if so, shouldn't it be in Technical?
          Seems to have slid over to general...

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            #6
            Proper Japanese toilets are great.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #7
              Originally posted by Paddy View Post
              I have been looking around for a Japanese style smart toilet that has warm water washing a warm air drying.

              Does the panel have any recommendations?
              Nothing beats a Trump.

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                #8
                I'm not convinced they're that smart TBF

                See You Next Tuesday

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                  #9
                  or is this more that OP means?



                  A poo with a view!
                  See You Next Tuesday

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                    #10
                    Make sure you get one with the instructions translated in to English. I tried one which was all in the original Japanese and it gave me quite a surprise
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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