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    Idiotic advice thread

    Please post here you idiotic advice you want gullible people to believe, act on and then come a cropper.


    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Please post here you idiotic advice you want gullible people to believe, act on and then come a cropper.

    Always act on advice from:
    • Dim Prawn
    • Owl Hoot
    • Pooperscooper

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      #3
      KUATB
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #4
        If you want to get rich, just buy £100 in each of these valuable Crypto assets.

        https://deadcoins.com/

        To the moon! Hodl for Lambos!

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          #5
          Always lick the chutney spoon. Most people will only experience mild symptoms.
          Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
            Always lick the chutney spoon. Most people will only experience mild symptoms.
            Its all about the double dip!

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              #7
              Originally posted by dx4100 View Post
              Its all about the double dip!
              Patient zero was a double dipper:

              https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...tml#post898629

              Time flies, but pigs don't, though there was one pig flu.
              Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                Always act on advice from:
                • Dim Prawn
                • Owl Hoot
                • Pooperscooper
                My advice is not to follow Old Greg's advice.
                Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  My advice is not to follow Old Greg's advice.
                  Except of course any advice relating to the Dutch Antilles.

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                    #10
                    Always look for Satoshi value.

                    If you see something nice in the shops, forget the price tag, think of the Satoshi value...

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