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More importantly - Will you have the vaccination?

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    #31
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    All the ingredients are there for a zombie apocalypse.
    Will we need masks for that?
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #32
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      He's tired of eating old dried up prunes that's why.
      He went for a nipple and got a kneecap instead...

      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #33
        Will it be in the bum or the arm?
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #34
          Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
          My advice - keep your health and immune system in top notch - get plenty of fresh air and sunshine (to give you lots of vitamin d) a good 30 mins walk a day and fresh veg and fruit for vit c - oh and give a merry whistle !!!

          An apple a day keeps the Doctor away


          Is there some way we can expose the insides of the body to fresh air and sunshine? Perhaps we might research inserting very bright lights and small fans into the body?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #35
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Is there some way we can expose the insides of the body to fresh air and sunshine? Perhaps we might research inserting very bright lights and small fans into the body?

            lets try on Trump!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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