As some wag pointed out on the Twitter this morning: it's somewhat ironic to be fired by Boris Johnson for sleeping with someone else's wife.
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Originally posted by cojak View PostThe Brits version of defenestration...The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by wattaj View PostAs some wag pointed out on the Twitter this morning: it's somewhat ironic to be fired by Boris Johnson for sleeping with someone else's wife.
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostThat's not why he was fired.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostHe wasn't fired though, was he? As it was, theoretically, he didn't break any law as he didn't leave his house to visit anyone, she visited himThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostHe wasn't fired though, was he? As it was, theoretically, he didn't break any law as he didn't leave his house to visit anyone, she visited himComment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostDefenestrated, encouraged to resign, fired in all but nameThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Has it been proved yet that you catch it by bonking someone while wearing a face mask?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostHas it been proved yet that you catch it by bonking someone while wearing a face mask?Comment
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