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    #11
    As some wag pointed out on the Twitter this morning: it's somewhat ironic to be fired by Boris Johnson for sleeping with someone else's wife.
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      #12
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      The Brits version of defenestration...
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        #13
        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

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          #14
          Originally posted by wattaj View Post
          As some wag pointed out on the Twitter this morning: it's somewhat ironic to be fired by Boris Johnson for sleeping with someone else's wife.
          That's not why he was fired.

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            #15
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            That's not why he was fired.
            He wasn't fired though, was he? As it was, theoretically, he didn't break any law as he didn't leave his house to visit anyone, she visited him
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #16
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              He wasn't fired though, was he? As it was, theoretically, he didn't break any law as he didn't leave his house to visit anyone, she visited him
              Odds are he didn't refuse her approach and suggest that they should socially distance though. I couldn't hug my daughter on her birthday last week, simply had to stand at the gate and watch her cry because she was missing us so much. So **** him, he can do one.
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                #17
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                He wasn't fired though, was he? As it was, theoretically, he didn't break any law as he didn't leave his house to visit anyone, she visited him
                Defenestrated, encouraged to resign, fired in all but name

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                  Defenestrated, encouraged to resign, fired in all but name
                  It wasn't a redundancy, so you're quite correct.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #19
                    Has it been proved yet that you catch it by bonking someone while wearing a face mask?
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                      Has it been proved yet that you catch it by bonking someone while wearing a face mask?
                      It depends on what part of your anatomy you wear it

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