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    Just talking with my parents, and my dad mentioned that he's reduced to drinking Gordon's. I've made an emergency order. Anyone else have elderly parents in penury?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Just talking with my parents, and my dad mentioned that he's reduced to drinking Gordon's. I've made an emergency order. Anyone else have elderly parents in penury?
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    Went to local shop tonight - they only had Gordon’s (it’s drinkable) on the shelf

    Owner sees me looking at shelf and produces my usual Hendricks from under the counter

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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
    Cheeky git
    Could be worse. He could have a another 4 bottles under there for you and expects to shift them by the end of the week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    How is a cuckoo clock going to help?

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    "Swiss cross parcels". Why are they angry?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    "Swiss cross parcels". Why are they angry?
    Someone pushed them down an Alp.
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    Back in the early days, before lockdown but when loo roll suddenly became more valuable than "real" money, I sent my parents (courtesy of Ocado) two packs of nine toilet rolls, four bottles of Rioja, and a packet of digestives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    Back in the early days, before lockdown but when loo roll suddenly became more valuable than "real" money, I sent my parents (courtesy of Ocado) two packs of nine toilet rolls, four bottles of Rioja, and a packet of digestives.

    You dad is BR14???
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    You dad is BR14???
    that would have been four cases, then
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