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    Private covid test is negative

    Anti-body testing next week...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    Private covid test is negative
    And what about the rest of your body?
    Quote Originally Posted by Bean
    I admit that I'm a lazy lying cretin, but so what?
    25 June 2018

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    Private covid test is negative

    Anti-body testing next week...
    And you still could catch it tomorrow, or next week or next month.
    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity

    我们不是病毒

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    And you still could catch it tomorrow, or next week or next month. You know what sluts squirrels are

    FTFY!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    FTFY!
    You mean squirrel flu?

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    And? You could have caught it a minute after walking out of the test center
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GigiBronz View Post
    You mean squirrel flu?
    Urban Dictionary: squirrel flu
    SARS-CoV-2 - Finally something from China that still works as designed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    AtW is AndyW's Mum (NB same surname) and I claim my 5 Tesco Clubcard points.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bean
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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post

    That made me laugh out loud!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    Private covid test is negative

    Anti-body testing next week...
    Shouldn't be a surprise, you need to be in close contact with another human (or a live bat) to catch it, and that's hardly likely to happen now or ever.

    PS - no need for the second test, you have the perfect 'Anti-Body' already...

    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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