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    Private covid test is negative

    Anti-body testing next week...

    #2
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Private covid test is negative
    And what about the rest of your body?

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Private covid test is negative

      Anti-body testing next week...
      And you still could catch it tomorrow, or next week or next month.
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        Originally posted by Paddy View Post
        And you still could catch it tomorrow, or next week or next month. You know what sluts squirrels are

        FTFY!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          FTFY!
          You mean squirrel flu?

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            #6
            And? You could have caught it a minute after walking out of the test center
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              Originally posted by GigiBronz View Post
              You mean squirrel flu?
              Urban Dictionary: squirrel flu

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                AtW is AndyW's Mum (NB same surname) and I claim my 5 Tesco Clubcard points.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

                  That made me laugh out loud!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    Private covid test is negative

                    Anti-body testing next week...
                    Shouldn't be a surprise, you need to be in close contact with another human (or a live bat) to catch it, and that's hardly likely to happen now or ever.

                    PS - no need for the second test, you have the perfect 'Anti-Body' already...

                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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