Originally posted by northernladuk
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What the actual fork have they done to maths?!
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But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger -
Originally posted by Gibbon View PostAnd at that point you reached your limit, explains a lot!Comment
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Amateurs. Every self-respecting mathematician will subtract the log of the denominator from the log of the numerator, and raise ten to the power of the resultComment
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Originally posted by GJABS View PostAmateurs. Every self-respecting mathematician will subtract the log of the denominator from the log of the numerator, and raise ten to the power of the resultDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostHe had to deal with sums as big as 12p, even 15p, with his under the counter special menu.
let me guess he moved onto working in something that rhymes with Tuckshop?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postlet me guess he moved onto working in something that rhymes with Tuckshop?Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostAbility to do long division is useful for factorising equations - which in turn can help with differentiation or integration.
Short division is piss easy if you've learned your times tables off by heart from 1 to 12. No need for any subtractions or anything (at least, not to write down).
Code:8729/7 7 goes into 8 once, so write down 1 put the remainder 1 next to the 7 ->17 7 goes into 17 twice, so write down 2 put the remainder 3 next to the 2 -> 32 7 goes into 32 four times, so write down 4 put the remainder 4 next to the 9 -> 49 7 goes into 49 seven times, so write down 7. No remainder, so we're done. 1247.
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostDon't they just stick them in the tuck shop after learning their 8 times table anymore? Crisps and chocolate bars at 8p a time means we learnt adding up and taking away and money management skills as well.
Made me the man I am.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI thought it was £sd when you were a ladWhen the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostAnd at that point you reached your limit, explains a lot!The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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