Our special relationship

[vetran]

Boris Boinked but didn't leave a deposit apparently.

Who is shocked?

Boris Johnson will NOT face criminal investigation over affair claims | Daily Mail Online

Boris Johnson WAS 'intimate' with Jennifer Arcuri but Prime Minister ESCAPES criminal investigation over claims he gave his 'mistress' special treatment when he was London mayor

• Independent Office of Police Conduct has been probing claims for eight months
• Today it was confirmed there will be no criminal investigation into allegations
• But review established there 'may have been intimate relationship' between pair
• PM is said to have favoured Ms Arcuri while they were allegedly having an affair
• She received £126,000 in public money and accompanied him on trade trips

[Old Greg]

Boris Boinked but didn't leave a deposit apparently.

Who is shocked?

Boris Johnson will NOT face criminal investigation over affair claims | Daily Mail Online

Honesty is for the little people.

[AtW]

In the sworn statement to the police Jennifer claimed that her intimacy with Boris was nothing special

[WTFH]

Surprised Taz hasn’t turned up to tell you how evil you are for saying anything truthful bad about BloJo.

[SueEllen]

Surprised Taz hasn’t turned up to tell you how evil you are for saying anything truthful bad about BloJo.

You are all evil for saying horrible things about our supreme leader who has difficulty doing PMQs against Sir Keir Starmer QC, and such difficulty doing the daily Downing Street Conferences he rolls out such heavy weights as the Culture Secretary.

Oh and where is Priti?

[AtW]

You are all evil for saying horrible things about our morbidly obese supreme leader who has difficulty doing PMQs against Sir Keir Starmer QC, and such difficulty doing the daily Downing Street Conferences he rolls out such light weights as the Culture Secretary.

Oh and where is Priti?

FTFY

[WTFH]

Oh and where is Priti?

She’s busy with an appointment on 30th February.

Diane Abbot is correcting her maths homework

[Mordac]

In the sworn statement to the police Jennifer claimed that her intimacy with Boris was nothing special

Note to Boris, try to do more for the lady next time...

[WTFH]

Based on population: per head, was Jennifer Arcuri better value than Stormy Daniels, or has Britain been ripped off?

[Old Greg]

Based on population: per head, was Jennifer Arcuri better value than Stormy Daniels, or has Britain been ripped off?

Good question. It feels like Blake's 7 vs Star Trek.

At least the walls moved for her.