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    #81
    Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
    Prepare to eat your words people

    Gets popcorn


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    He's going to come out in full 1970s Latin American Admiral gear and announce a coup.

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      #82
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      He's going to come out in full 1970s Latin American Admiral gear and announce a coup.
      Looking at the way he dresses, it's probably more likely a tracksuit found in an Oxfam bargain bin...
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #83
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        Looking at the way he dresses, it's probably more likely a tracksuit found in an Oxfam bargain bin...
        It's all change now. New cabinet being finalised:

        - Prince Andrew, Minister for Children.

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          #84
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          It's all change now. New cabinet being finalised:

          - Prince Andrew, Minister for Children.
          - Priti Patel, Chancellor of the Exchequer

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            #85
            His lips are moving so he can't stop lying.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #86
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              His lips are moving so he can't stop lying.
              That's not how it works. He says lots of true things, to distract from the journey from London to Durham.

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                #87
                The 'see if I could drive safely' is all rather 'dog ate my homework'.

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  Looking at the way he dresses, it's probably more likely a tracksuit found in an Oxfam bargain bin...
                  He's wearing a shirt!

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    That's not how it works. He says lots of true things, to distract from the journey from London to Durham.
                    He said you can't get black cabs in London.

                    He just needed to walk to a local taxi rank they are waiting there for fares as there are no tourists. People in my household have found it easier to get black cabs than before lockdown.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      #90
                      Oh and he has called his wife a liar.
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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