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    Brush up on your Cowgirl & Doggy! Don't forget to wash up afterwards!

    Bordelle und Coronavirus: Sex nur noch in Hundchen- oder Reiterstellung - watson

    For example, during intercourse, positions should be practiced in which the droplet transmission is low and the distance between the faces is as large as possible, the Prokore association writes on Monday. Examples of this would be the doggy or rider position. In addition, the rooms should be ventilated for at least 15 minutes after each customer contact and the bed linen washed after each visit. Furthermore, customer contact data are recorded for the purpose of tracing and kept for four weeks.

    I never really thought about the practicalities of prostitution post lockdown, the Swiss of course have and laid down the rules. You have to admire their thoroughness.


    Swiss brothels draw up a list of coronavirus-safe guidelines | Daily Mail Online
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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    Bordelle do a rather saucy line in ladies lingerie....

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      #3
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      Brush up on your Cowgirl & Doggy! Don't forget to wash up afterwards!

      Bordelle und Coronavirus: Sex nur noch in Hundchen- oder Reiterstellung - watson




      I never really thought about the practicalities of prostitution post lockdown, the Swiss of course have and laid down the rules. You have to admire their thoroughness.


      Swiss brothels draw up a list of coronavirus-safe guidelines | Daily Mail Online
      If it's Covid safe sex you're after, the old man will wrap you in cling film for a tenner, and beat the crap out of you with a 2 metre steel pole.

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        #4
        Tackle and grapple!

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          #5
          Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
          Bordelle do a rather saucy line in ladies lingerie....

          For NAT??
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            NATurlich!

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              #7
              Originally posted by S0C4 View Post
              NATurlich!
              iNNERESTING...
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #8
                Originally posted by S0C4 View Post
                NATurlich!
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                iNNERESTING...
                I see BR14 is back....From a program that does nothing to a protection exception abend
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

                  I see BR14 is back....From a program that does nothing to a protection exception abend
                  abend? God, that's a blast from the past. I thought IBM 360 "abends" went out with punched cards
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by S0C4
                    it's an addressing exception. - DO keep up.




                    no, they're Z/OS ab<normal>ends now
                    and as lucrative as ever i'm happy to say
                    Wrong, that's an 0C5. Maybe you should RTFM.. IBM Knowledge Center

                    Sent from my Boris
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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