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    Man cleared of storming a house with a machete for a stranger's sex fantasy - at the WRONG address | Daily Mail Online

    Man cleared of storming a house armed with a machete was hired to do it to fulfil a stranger's bizarre sex fantasy - but got the WRONG address

    • A Sydney was found not guilty of entering a home intending to intimidate
    • He entered the wrong rural NSW address with a machete for a sex fantasy
    • The would-be client wished to be tied up with a broom rubbed on his underwear
    • The resident in the wrong address told the two intruders to 'bugger off'

    One man apologised, saying 'Sorry mate', and shook the resident's hand, while the other said 'Bye' before they drove off. The resident then contacted the police.When the men and their driver arrived at the correct address, the would-be customer noticed one had a 'great big knife' in his pants which he put in the car after being told not to bring it inside.
    They had coffee and the client made bacon, eggs and noodles before the accused fell asleep on the couch.
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    It was the right address. The client's fantasy was for it to seem like the wrong address.
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    You could probably make a little cash sending the stories of your life.... sorry, these "newspaper stories" into Private Eye. They really do have a page for people like you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    You could probably make a little cash sending the stories of your life.... sorry, these "newspaper stories" into Private Eye. They really do have a page for people like you.

    hey at least it would be interesting, I think "I was bored to death by some expat telling everyone about being a MOD on a UK forum while dressed up as a purple cow in Leiderhosen abusing a Cuckoo clock" probably wouldn't get past the editor as its hardly believable, however true we know it is
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    hey at least it would be interesting, I think "I was bored to death by some expat telling everyone about being a MOD on a UK forum while dressed up as a purple cow in Leiderhosen abusing a Cuckoo clock" probably wouldn't get past the editor as its hardly believable, however true we know it is
    So, you feel you want to abuse a purple cow in Leiderhosen? How was your relationship with your mother?
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    Sell Argos stuff on Amazon during a pandemic with delivery for 3x what you paid. That's filthy lucre.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    So, you feel you want to abuse a purple cow in Leiderhosen? How was your relationship with your mother?

    Its not group therapy you don't have to share your traumatic experiences NAT.


    I was more Swiss secretaries in stockings but that was a long time ago...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    Nice from now we call NAT Leon!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sell Argos stuff on Amazon during a pandemic with delivery for 3x what you paid. That's filthy lucre.
    Depends. If it's hand cleanser it clearly isn't filthy.
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