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Retraining as a proctologist - starting at the bottom.

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    #11
    WTFHs first patient comes in in with bad case and drops his pants. WTFH has a quick look and gags. He pops in to the next room and comes back with a big stick. 'You are going to stick that up me bum are you' cries the patient in fear. WTFH calm responds saying 'no, I'm going to open some windows'
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #12
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      Anyone with their finger in the pie can give me some tips?
      Don't do it. You'll be eternally in debt. Proctologists are always in arrears.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #13
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Anyone with their finger in the pie can give me some tips?
        Remember to wear gloves. And don't call the brown smelly stuff "tulip", they'll think you're a nutter...
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #14
          My friend got a golfball lodged up his 'arris.
          I asked him if it was stuck - turns out it wasn't but it had gone up a fair way.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #15
            Don't light a match to try coax gerbils out...

            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #16
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              Don't light a match to try coax gerbils out...
              Reminds me of this:

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                #17
                Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                My friend got a golfball lodged up his 'arris.
                I asked him if it was stuck - turns out it wasn't but it had gone up a fair way.
                It can happen, especially on the back nine...

                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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