Predicting the future.

[Andy2]

2020 predictions
jan - forest fires
feb - floods
march,april-virus
may-locusts
june-dec - earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, hottest year ever, hurricanes and possibly aliens invasion

[AtW]

ministrone will be banned, again

[AtW]

MF will hold sledge sale in July

[minestrone]

If we break down the world in 180 ish countries, 10 regions per country, 12 months a year, choosing a metric, hot, wet, dry, moist. Trim off the edge cases with language like "was the third". You can probably build thousands of "last March in detective Pikachu island was the third warmest in 20 years, please give me money, I am a swedish schoolgirl" lines for idiots like pooper.
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[minestrone]

Microsoft sacks journalists to replace them with robots | Microsoft | The Guardian

Why did I not think of this before.

[WTFH]

2020 predictions
jan - forest fires
feb - floods
march,april-virus
may-locusts
june-dec - earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, hottest year ever, hurricanes and possibly aliens invasion

October: Daily Express announce that we are going to have the coldest winter ever.

[elsergiovolador]

November: Torygraph admits they have a blanket ban on writing about IR35 and Infosys.

[vetran]

Microsoft sacks journalists to replace them with robots | Microsoft | The Guardian

Why did I not think of this before.

Because the Mail beat you to it? Its cut and paste of Whisper and Bored Panda is revolutionary.