Predicting the future.

[DimPrawn]

Apart from Pooper, I am the World's leading authority when it comes to predicting the future.

So here a my top prediction for today.

This month (May 2020) will be the driest May in the UK since 1896. Yes that's right I'm saying on Monday (the future), the Met Office will declare this month very dry indeed.

You heard it here first!

[Whorty]

Apart from Pooper, I am the World's leading authority when it comes to predicting the future.

So here a my top prediction for today.

This month (May 2020) will be the driest May in the UK since 1896. Yes that's right I'm saying on Monday (the future), the Met Office will declare this month very dry indeed.

You heard it here first!

No graph, therefore we can't take you seriously

[Old Greg]

Tomorrow will be Saturday. Swindon will be a tuliphole. Pooper will fail to submit his monthly expense claim for his extended Thistle Hotel Heathrow stay.

[jamesbrown]

Tomorrow will be Saturday.

Fake news in Samoa.

[vetran]

Apart from Pooper, I am the World's leading authority when it comes to predicting the future.

So here a my top prediction for today.

This month (May 2020) will be the driest May in the UK since 1896. Yes that's right I'm saying on Monday (the future), the Met Office will declare this month very dry indeed.

You heard it here first!

drier than NLyUK on a date?

[scooterscot]

I don't predict the future, I invent it.

Your's

D Cummings.

[Old Greg]

Fake news in Samoa.

No it isn't.

[jamesbrown]

No it isn't.

Yes it is.

[jamesbrown]

I don't predict the future, I invent it.

We've noticed, scootie. The past and present too. You invent everything.

[vetran]

there you go!