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    Apart from Pooper, I am the World's leading authority when it comes to predicting the future.

    So here a my top prediction for today.

    This month (May 2020) will be the driest May in the UK since 1896. Yes that's right I'm saying on Monday (the future), the Met Office will declare this month very dry indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Apart from Pooper, I am the World's leading authority when it comes to predicting the future.

    So here a my top prediction for today.

    This month (May 2020) will be the driest May in the UK since 1896. Yes that's right I'm saying on Monday (the future), the Met Office will declare this month very dry indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
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    Fake news in Samoa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Apart from Pooper, I am the World's leading authority when it comes to predicting the future.

    So here a my top prediction for today.

    This month (May 2020) will be the driest May in the UK since 1896. Yes that's right I'm saying on Monday (the future), the Met Office will declare this month very dry indeed.

    You heard it here first!

    drier than NLyUK on a date?
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    I don't predict the future, I invent it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesbrown View Post
    Fake news in Samoa.
    No it isn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    No it isn't.
    Yes it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    I don't predict the future, I invent it.
    We've noticed, scootie. The past and present too. You invent everything.

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    there you go!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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