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Did aliens create Covid-19?

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    Did aliens create Covid-19?

    Poor harvest! Mysterious 200ft Covid crop circle appears in Wiltshire farmer's barley field | Daily Mail Online



    I'm convinced!

    #2
    Bloody attention seekers

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      #3
      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
      Bloody attention seekers
      I am all green from envy now

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        #4
        "No one knows how they're made".

        Yes they do.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          "No one knows how they're made".

          Yes they do.


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          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Did aliens create Covid-19?
            No, that would be far too simplistic. Have a read of this it should clarify everything:

            Covid Map

            England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
              No, that would be far too simplistic. Have a read of this it should clarify everything:

              Covid Map

              I worked on a programme at Barclays called DSMP and then DSMP II

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                #8
                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                I worked on a programme at Barclays called DSMP and then DSMP II
                Shh. Some things are best not spoken about.

                England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
                  No, that would be far too simplistic. Have a read of this it should clarify everything:

                  Covid Map

                  It misses out the plague of 541 caused by ships using the magnetic compass, the plague of 1347 caused by the invention of the clock and cannons, and the plague of 1894 caused by the telegraph.
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                    It misses out the plague of 541 caused by ships using the magnetic compass, the plague of 1347 caused by the invention of the clock and cannons, and the plague of 1894 caused by the telegraph.
                    Indeed, it's very much a 20th century onwards load of nonsense. It does however have outsourcing close to the centre, so it's not all bad.
                    England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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