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    Now that smells fishy!

    Doctors had to surgically remove a dead fish from the rectum of a male patient | Daily Mail Online

    Man, 30, has a whole fish stuck in his rectum after 'sitting on it by accident'

    • The 30-year-old went to a hospital in China after having abdominal pain
    • Doctors were shocked to find a fish inside his body during an X-ray scan
    • The man said the fish slipped into his backside after 'he sat on it by accident'
    • Gruesome footage shows medics removing the dead fish from the patient

    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    I wouldn't want to be sat on the plane next to him all the way to China.

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      #3
      The old "by accident" excuse.
      Scoots still says that Apr 2020 didn't mark the start of a new stock bull market.

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        #4
        Poor fish, what a way to go.

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          #5
          Originally posted by woohoo View Post
          Poor fish, what a way to go.

          It was probably a bottom feeder.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #6
            What a coincidence, its last meal was vaseline.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #7
              I wonder if he knows this guy ?

              Doctors remove mobile phone charger from man's bladder | Metro News

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                #8
                It's called Eiffel Syndrome. As in "I fell, doctor".
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  It's called Eiffel Syndrome. As in "I fell, doctor".

                  I bow to your first hand knowledge You decided to go to a doctor not a plumber then?
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Explains how the virus crossed species. Bat, Fish. Much the same.

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