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I've been damaging the climate!

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    I've been damaging the climate!

    Walking to work is BAD for the environment... because it makes you eat more, new study shows - Trends Wide



    Maybe I should get one of these?

    PodRide

    #2
    After a complete lockdown of the global economy, closure of roads, rail, factories and grounding the world's aviation fleet for three months:

    Atmospheric CO2 levels rise sharply
    I'm alright Jack

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      #3
      It's all that methane you keep emitting.

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        #4
        The fact is that all the CO2 reducing measures introduced over the last 20 years have delayed global warming by a few minutes.
        I'm alright Jack

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          #5
          40 minutes of sex burns 200 calories per person were as masturbation burns only 4 calories. Sex, especially threesomes are bad for the environment.
          I am not going to have a threesome any more; therefore, I told my girlfriend not to bring another man with her again.

          Does Masturbating Burn Calories? Average Loss and How to Burn Mor
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
            After a complete lockdown of the global economy, closure of roads, rail, factories and grounding the world's aviation fleet for three months:

            Atmospheric CO2 levels rise sharply
            Daily emissions of carbon dioxide fell by an average of about 17% around the world in early April
            To be fair emissions did decrease though.

            Since most people are fat, they should be walking and not consuming the extra calories but rather using it as an opportunity to lose some excess weight.

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              #7
              Originally posted by jayn200 View Post
              To be fair emissions did decrease though.

              Since most people are fat, they should be walking and not consuming the extra calories but rather using it as an opportunity to lose some excess weight.
              But all that exhalation pumps more CO2 into the air!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                40 minutes of sex burns 200 calories per person were as masturbation burns only 4 calories. Sex, especially threesomes are bad for the environment.
                I am not going to have a threesome any more; therefore, I told my girlfriend not to bring another man with her again.
                Quite a lot of this isn't quite ringing true...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  Quite a lot of this isn't quite ringing true...

                  I think what he means is that he burns 4 calories, while the other guy burns 200 on a blow up doll.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                    40 minutes of sex burns 200 calories per person were as masturbation burns only 4 calories.
                    you should masturbate while running

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