COVID paranoia

[xoggoth]

This thread reminds me of an episode of South Park I watched last night.

Except nobody's posted a picture of someone else's avatar with a dick in its mouth. Yet.

[DimPrawn]

Mocking.... You really are an arrogant prick. And a sad one too, grandstanding to your little coterie of keyboard warriors on an internet forum.

They are all such clever meanies....

[Old Greg]

They are all such clever meanies....

Whereas EUK has given more than enough clues for us to dare to speculate about his IQ.

[BR14]

THE MEANIES ARE COMING!

[Paralytic]

I recently set up a small travel company which I was hoping to grow into something that would become my day job so I could taper down my IT contracting work.

I don't need to tell you how well that's going at the moment.

Go on, please tell us. Based on the kind of person your posts here call you out to be, I think I'd quite enjoy it.

[Old Greg]

Go on, tell us. Based on the kind of person your posts here call you out to be, I think I'd quite enjoy it.

Don't you dare speculate as to what sort of person EUK is!

[Excursion UK]

Go on, please tell us. Based on the kind of person your posts here call you out to be, I think I'd quite enjoy it.

Pretty much as my user name says- I arrange UK based road/rail/sea excursions. Almost exclusively local mystery tours so far - get on a bus an visit several points of interest stopping at various retail outlets where the passengers will hopefully part with some of their hard earned thus justifying the payments I receive from these outlets. Have chartered a couple of river cruises too - one up the Thames and a couple on the Bristol Channel.

Unfortunately, the demographic to which my offerings appeal is the group of people least likely to want to get on a coach once restrictions have been lifted. Also I'd just purchased an old Leyland Tiger bus to complete the whole down memory lane experience & that means I now have £15k sitting idle on a garage forecourt. Maybe I should trade it in for an old charabanc? That fresh air will blow the germs away

So, feel free to laugh away at my predicament. Next mystery tour is probably going to be a one way trip to Beachy Head.

[GreenT]

I wish all pandemic-deniers were this transparent

I recently set up a small travel company which I was hoping to grow into something that would become my day job so I could taper down my IT contracting work.

I don't need to tell you how well that's going at the moment.

[AtW]

Use yer bus to drive bus loads of chalk for MF - mystery payment date every time

[LondonManc]

Go on, please tell us. Based on the kind of person your posts here call you out to be, I think I'd quite enjoy it.

With fuel being a lot cheaper and wages driven down, coach trips to Southport are booming.
Unfortunately his fleet of planes aren't fairing anywhere near as well.