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    Cojak, is it really true if I constantly to touch myself whilst reading minestrones posts that I will go blind?
    Last edited by northernladuk; 17 June 2020, 14:41.
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    #2
    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Cojak, is it really true if I constantly to touch myself whilst reading minestrones posts that I will go blind?

    Throw in NAT's and Ould Smeg' posts to read as well and you get a guide dog!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      Cojak, is it really true if I constantly to touch myself whilst reading minestrones posts that I will go blind?

      That might explain why you wrote "continue" then changed it to "constantly", because of your failing eyesight
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #4
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        Cojak, is it really true if I constantly to touch myself whilst reading minestrones posts that I will go blind?
        You're reading minestrone's posts but you're thinking about vetran.

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          #5
          Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
          You're reading minestrone's posts but you're thinking about vetran.

          Doesn't everyone with real taste do that?

          Comes to something when your old man screams out NAT & WTFH in bed!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            Doesn't everyone with real taste do that?

            Comes to something when your old man screams out NAT & WTFH in bed!
            Only because they are my safe words

            If, however, I am enjoying it and want to be degreaded, absued and beaten mercilessly for no apparant reason I yell out 'Coooooojak'
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              #7
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              That might explain why you wrote "continue" then changed it to "constantly", because of your failing eyesight
              Potatoes potaaatoes
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Only because they are my safe words

                If, however, I am enjoying it and want to be degreaded, absued and beaten mercilessly for no apparant reason I yell out 'Coooooojak'
                well they work - when you shout NAT & WTFH I go right off it, so does Clara!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  Only because they are my safe words

                  If, however, I am enjoying it and want to be degreaded, absued and beaten mercilessly for no apparant reason I yell out 'Coooooojak'
                  If it's always been the answer to the question "who loves you baby?", why change it?
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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