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    Lockdown rules

    “ On June 1, it became a criminal offence to have sex with your partner in your own home if your partner did not already live with you (as of last Saturday this is now fine, as long as you both commit to being in a “bubble” together. Yeah, romantic commitment in 2020 is also weird).

    It appeared to be fine under the government’s emergency coronavirus laws, however, to have sex with an escort in your own home, because that could be classed as necessary for the escort’s work. It also appeared fine to have an orgy with up to five strangers, as long as it was outside and not visible to others (if it were visible it would be classed as “outraging public decency”, and would thus constitute a separate criminal offence).”

    https://ftalphaville.ft.com/2020/06/...-metre-rule--/


    #2
    you are a seriously sad little man, aren't you?

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      #3
      So I'm okay to keep having orgies with up to five paid prostitutes?

      Phew....

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        So I'm okay to keep having orgies with up to five paid prostitutes?

        Phew....
        You'll be fine mate, phone sex is definitely still legal...
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #5
          And we care about this, because?

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            #6
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            And we care about this, because?
            Do you want to get a criminal record for running an orgy at your place?

            Thought so.

            Forewarned is forearmed.

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