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    OUCH that must have been bad

    Chinese man has his colon torn apart by a 16-inch live eel after sticking it into his rear | Daily Mail Online

    Chinese man has his colon torn apart by a 16-inch live eel after sticking it into his rear to 'treat his constipation'

    • The man in his 50s went to a hospital in Guangdong after having abdominal pain
    • Doctors were shocked to find a 16-inch eel in his body during emergency surgery
    • The patient said he inserted the fish into his backside alive to cure constipation
    • Surgeons removed the dead creature from his belly after it got stuck for a week
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    I bet it cured his constipation.

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      #3
      He was lucky it was not electric eel

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        #4
        Just, why?

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          #5
          Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
          Just, why?
          He took Trump’s tweet seriously

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            #6
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            Just, why?
            Pay attention. He had constipation. Let's just hope the eel didn't have Covid 20.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              Let's just hope the eel didn't have Covid 20.
              It’s a long shot...

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                #8
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                He was lucky it was not electric eel
                There is a song about that

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  Pay attention. He had constipation. Let's just hope the eel didn't have Covid 20.
                  Before or after?
                  Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                    #10
                    Well there is no point posting the Armageddon clip on this thread. Pales in to insignifance vs a foot long eel.....
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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