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    From Eel to beer people determined to injure themselves

    Man's bladder is TORN APART from holding urine for 18 hours after he drank 10 bottles of beer | Daily Mail Online

    Man's bladder is TORN APART from holding urine for 18 hours after he drank 10 bottles of beer and fell asleep

    • Mr Hu in China was exhausted after his boozy night out and went straight to bed
    • The 40-year-old was said to have not used the toilet since he started drinking
    • He was sent to hospital after waking up the next day with sharp abdominal pain
    • Doctors found Mr Hu's bladder had ruptured in three places due to not urinating
    Though I have been there, where I was bursting for a wee.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Try being the main tank on a 3 hour 40 man raid on Temple of Ahn'Qiraj after drinking 4 cans of the largest RedBull they make. I was so bloated I thought I was having a baby but I saw it through 'For the Horde'!!!!

    Made me the man I am.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      Try being the main tank on a 3 hour 40 man raid on Temple of Ahn'Qiraj after drinking 4 cans of the largest RedBull they make. I was so bloated I thought I was having a baby but I saw it through 'For the Horde'!!!!

      Made me the man I am.
      what MF?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        what MF?
        Ouch.....
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          Try being the main tank on a 3 hour 40 man raid on Temple of Ahn'Qiraj after drinking 4 cans of the largest RedBull they make. I was so bloated I thought I was having a baby but I saw it through 'For the Horde'!!!!

          Made me the man I am.
          Full of wind?

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            #6
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            Full of wind?
            Double ouch..

            Better than being full of eel.
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #7
              How the world has changed, from
              My hovercraft is full of eels
              to
              My bowel is full of eel
              When the fun stops, STOP.

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                #8
                I'm amazed the body doesn't just rebel before things get that serious.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  Try being the main tank on a 3 hour 40 man raid on Temple of Ahn'Qiraj after drinking 4 cans of the largest RedBull they make. I was so bloated I thought I was having a baby but I saw it through 'For the Horde'!!!!

                  Made me the man I am.
                  For some reason I am not surprised that you take the main tank role!
                  Growing old is mandatory
                  Growing up is optional

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                    For some reason I am not surprised that you take the main tank role!
                    Seems like the perfect role doesn't it but you'll probably be wrong. I don't like raid leading and shouting at people although I can see why people think it's the perfect role for me. It's just more interesting tanking IMO, dps can be a bit samey at times and when it goes wrong it's always the healers fault so don't do that.
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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