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    Lord of the Rings TV series issues New Zealand casting call for 'funky-looking' people | Lord of the Rings | The Guardian

    Have an overbite, ears that stick out, small eyes, or a “bulbous or interesting” nose? Hollywood has finally come calling.
    A New Zealand talent agency is looking for actors to appear in the big-budget Lord of the Rings television adaptation, due to resume filming in the country shortly, and is seeking urgent applications from people they have euphemistically deemed “funky looking” in an unusual job advertisement.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    I usually wear this mask, but when I take it off, people ask me to put it back on again.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      I usually wear this mask, but when I take it off, people ask me to put it back on again.

      Wow you must be super ugly if you'd rather people think your bollocks are on your chin.

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        #4
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        Wow you must be super ugly if you'd rather people think your bollocks are on your chin.
        That is a NLyuK mask Those aren't hers..
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          I'd just send the casting director to Kings Heath, near Brum.

          Spoilt for choice.

          qh
          He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

          I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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