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    Oi Nick - Behave!

    Humans battle monkeys 'driven sex-mad and violent' in Thai city | Daily Mail Online

    City of the Apes: Humans battle to reclaim Thai town from sex-mad monkeys starving during lockdown who rule the streets and attack anyone who enters cinema 'cemetery' where they leave their dead

    • City of Lopburi, in Thailand, is home to some 6,000 macaques which were a tourist draw before lockdown
    • But visitors have stopped coming and now locals are dealing with hungry monkeys which have turned violent
    • Some are feeding them junk food to keep the peace, but others think the sugar is making them breed faster
    • City is carrying out a mass sterilisation programme to try and bring their numbers under control
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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    Daily Sport: Monkeys had threesome romp with local. Woman now expecting chimps
    Guardian: Macaque Lives Matter
    The Times: Fears of labour shortages in Thailand
    Daily Express: Monkey love: What would Diana think?
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #3
      Daily mail : monkey £600k homes in price boom


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        #4
        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        Daily Sport: Monkeys had threesome romp with local. Woman now expecting chimps
        Guardian: Macaque Lives Matter
        The Times: Fears of labour shortages in Thailand
        Daily Express: Monkey love: What would Diana think?
        Oy, too soon, it's only been 20 odd years! Have some respect man







        I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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          #5
          Daily Mail: Wayne Rooney and family on Indian holiday mobbed by monkeys
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            #6
            Daily Mail: Covidiots crammed in like monkeys, as Love Island beauty flaunts ample assets in sheer top, from her £5m mansion in 94 deg F heatwave, whilst promoting her BLM instagram feed.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Daily Mail: Covidiots crammed in like monkeys, as Love Island beauty flaunts ample assets in sheer top, from her £5m mansion in 94 deg F heatwave, whilst promoting her BLM instagram feed, Hurrah for the Blackshirts.

              FTFY

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                #8
                Isn't comparing NF to a randy macaque like a little bit racist?
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  Isn't comparing NF to a randy macaque like a little bit racist?

                  Nick will rise above it as usual!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                    Isn't comparing NF to a randy macaque like a little bit racist?
                    Isn't Randy Macaque a Scottish country & western act? I'm still not convinced that's racist, though, but I have decided that the only time I'll be woke is just after the alarm goes off, and that's it.
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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