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Imminent DOOM warning: explosive girth observed

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    Imminent DOOM warning: explosive girth observed

    “ Weight loss companies say demand for diets has "exploded" after the government announced free takeaways for all in a bid to keep the restaurant sector afloat.

    John Keefe, director of public affairs at Weightwatchers, said phones had been "ringing off the hook".
    Weightwaters saw an increase of sign ups weeks ago, suggesting that many dieters had already started to "factor in the calories", said Mr Keefe - but sign ups "exploded" when the announcement was made on Friday.“

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    big Archie says 'burp'

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      #3
      LOL that is brill!
      This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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        #4
        Originally posted by BR14 View Post
        big Archie says 'burp'
        I found footage:
        https://twitter.com/i/status/1248284186714259456
        England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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          Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

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            #6
            Just do what Morrison's appear to have done and put people off it:
            Morrisons customer slams its new takeaway food as the '''worst breakfast''' they'''ve ever had
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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