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    Caption Competition

    Bojo positions himself for a visit by Dominic Cummings

    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

    #2
    I think he'd want to brace himself a bit better than that

    (not a caption, just an observation)

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      #3
      Boris ready to impregnate another victim

      Boris ready to impregnate another victim
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Boris is trying to find his MoJo

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          #5
          In the process of negotiating a new trade deal with the US, Boris Johnson demonstrates to Donald Trump who's on top.

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            #6
            I could have sworn there was a hole here somewhere

            Sent from my 5g carrier pigeon
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              "Where's Amber gone, she was here a minute ago?"
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                #8
                "That tulip Cummings has glued all my furniture to the wall again."

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                  #9
                  Wouldn't it just be easier to put a £1 in a swear jar every time I say something dumb?

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                    #10
                    "Don't worry, Carrie, I'm fine. I'm just looking for an earring that Jennifer Arcuri said she'd lost..."
                    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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