You should mount your bamboo on a hinge system so that you can hinge it up when a viewer calls and hinge it down afterwards. Painting a 3mm steel sheet with bamboo would also work.
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How to deal with a 'Problem' Neighbour!!
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Originally posted by AtW View PostAnd get problems from the buyer who will learn about undeclared dispute and whose lawyer will conveniently know all your details...
one is supposed to do it anonymously.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Hammer frozen sausages into his lawn.I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Nip over the fence and take a picture of your garden sans bamboo, print that to a billboard facing the neighbour and put your bamboo in front of that.Comment
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Get your mother-in-law to sunbathe topless in your back garden. You'll have a tall fence up quicker than Donald could say Rio Grande.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostGet NLyUK to sunbathe topless in your back garden. You'll have a tall fence up quicker than Donald could say Rio Grande.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Put a picture of Jimmy Saville on the end of a brush, connect the brush to a servo, rig the servo to a motion sensor and then install the brush in front of the bamboo so that Jimmy can oversee all cutting operations.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostApologise to your neighbour and promise you will never do it again.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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