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Christ he's black!

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    #51
    Probably more than the average IT contractor though
    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    You'd imagine slightly less than average in the looks department as he doesn't appear to get much poontang in the book.
    Sent from my 5g carrier pigeon
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #52
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      You'd imagine slightly less than average in the looks department as he doesn't appear to get much poontang in the book.
      He did have prostitutes literally throwing themselves at him.

      Originally posted by Luke 7
      36 One of the Pharisees asked him to eat with him, and he went into the Pharisee's house and reclined at table. 37 And behold, a woman of the city, who was a sinner, when she learned that he was reclining at table in the Pharisee's house, brought an alabaster flask of ointment, 38 and standing behind him at his feet, weeping, she began to wet his feet with her tears and wiped them with the hair of her head and kissed his feet and anointed them with the ointment.
      (Basically, a prostitute poured perfrume over him and started rubbing her hair over him and kissing him)
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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