A&E doctors plead with England’s pub-goers not to get ‘plastered’

[vetran]

You sure about that? There seems to be a lot of posting about 'doing your wife' and that ilk on here, not least by yourself.

We wouldn't do that if she didn't like it

Wrong side of the bed this morning Barmy darling?

[darmstadt]

You have spent too long with those humourless Germans! You understand it was a joke?

We wouldn't do that if she didn't like it

Wrong side of the bed this morning Barmy darling?

So you're admitting you're a sexist who doesn't have respect for women?

[vetran]

So you're admitting you're a sexist who doesn't have respect for women?

No I'm taking the mick out of your grumpiness and your choice of butt plugs.

[BR14]

[darmstadt]

No I'm taking the mick out of your grumpiness and your choice of butt plugs.

I'm not the one who's getting to get a bottle rammed up their arse for calling their wife ugly, you on the other hand...

[vetran]

I'm not the one who's getting to get a bottle rammed up their arse for calling their wife ugly, you on the other hand...

As I said odd lot these Germans, I don't call your wife or mine ugly though I do feel sorry for Frau Barmy sometimes.
Nor do I believe used drinks containers are useable as a butt plug. YMMV

[ladymuck]

I was pleased to see the campaign to pedestrianise parts of Soho was successful. So many tiny places around there which couldn't possibly have been viable with proper social distancing in place. Now they'll be able to use the pavement/street.

Now it just needs to be safe to travel there.

[vetran]

I was pleased to see the campaign to pedestrianise parts of Soho was successful. So many tiny places around there which couldn't possibly have been viable with proper social distancing in place. Now they'll be able to use the pavement/street.

Now it just needs to be safe to travel there.

Go with NLyUK you will be fine, even the Stevedores run scared when she is about.

[darmstadt]

Another pointless and really rather childish post from the Daily Mail fanclub

As I said odd lot these Germans, I don't call your wife or mine ugly though I do feel sorry for Frau Barmy sometimes.
Nor do I believe used drinks containers are useable as a butt plug. YMMV

Sent from my 5g carrier pigeon

[vetran]

Another pointless and really rather childish post from the Daily Mail fanclub

Sent from my 5g carrier pigeon

I'm not the one who fancies a Blue Nun butt plug!