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    Hedge fund DOOM

    "The world’s most popular hedge-fund strategy is no longer working.

    Lansdowne Partners this week shuttered the long-short equity fund that made it famous, raising fears about the future of peers who make money by betting on winning stocks and shorting losers. Sloane Robinson also called it a day after more than 25 years of buying and selling equities.

    The closures reinforce the bruising reality that such funds have captured most of the market’s downside in recent years, but very little of the upside. They also beg the question: If the arrival of a deadly pandemic that’s pummeled the world’s economies can’t work in short-sellers’ favor, then what can?"

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...premium-europe

    Shorting no longer works, somebody needs to tell Pooper

    #2
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    "The world’s most popular hedge-fund strategy is no longer working.

    Lansdowne Partners this week shuttered the long-short equity fund that made it famous, raising fears about the future of peers who make money by betting on winning stocks and shorting losers. Sloane Robinson also called it a day after more than 25 years of buying and selling equities.

    The closures reinforce the bruising reality that such funds have captured most of the market’s downside in recent years, but very little of the upside. They also beg the question: If the arrival of a deadly pandemic that’s pummeled the world’s economies can’t work in short-sellers’ favor, then what can?"

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...premium-europe

    Shorting no longer works, somebody needs to tell Pooper
    Everything works if you never sell an asset or position at a loss.

    HTH

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      "The world’s most popular hedge-fund strategy is no longer working.

      Lansdowne Partners this week shuttered the long-short equity fund that made it famous, raising fears about the future of peers who make money by betting on winning stocks and shorting losers. Sloane Robinson also called it a day after more than 25 years of buying and selling equities.

      The closures reinforce the bruising reality that such funds have captured most of the market’s downside in recent years, but very little of the upside. They also beg the question: If the arrival of a deadly pandemic that’s pummeled the world’s economies can’t work in short-sellers’ favor, then what can?"

      https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...premium-europe

      Shorting no longer works, somebody needs to tell Pooper
      Ironically he trades through Landsdowne too .....
      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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        #4
        They need to sack the 1000 analysts and quants earning millions and just employ Pooper. He knows the news before the news by drawing some squiggly lines on a historic chart.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Whorty View Post
          Ironically he trades through Landsdowne too .....
          Lansdowne or Lansdown Hargreaves?
          Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            They need to sack the 1000 analysts and quants earning millions and just employ Pooper. He knows the news before the news by drawing some squiggly lines on a historic chart.

            With all the tea-leaves he reads to draw his charts, surely the only worthwhile investment is in tea!

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              #7


              shouldn't be so greedy

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                #8
                Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
                Lansdowne or Lansdown Hargreaves?
                Pooper now trades exclusively in the Thistle Hotel Heathrow.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                  Pooper now trades exclusively in the Thistle Hotel Heathrow.
                  Even now the gents is closed?
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                    Even now the gents is closed?
                    Try slipping a fiver under the door next time you're in the market for some sweet pooperlovin'.

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