Transport Secretary Grant Shapps flew out on holiday yesterday morning

[Mordac]

People who travel, obviously.

Should be cheap rates at Thistle Heathrow at the moment

And you think you're going to get a 100% uptake of people arriving back at Luton, checking into the local Travelodge for 2 weeks at their own expense voluntarily? You are completely mad.

Anyway, The Thistle Heathrow went bust. One bad review was all it took...

[AtW]

And you think you're going to get a 100% uptake of people arriving back at Luton, checking into the local Travelodge for 2 weeks at their own expense voluntarily? You are completely mad. .

I expect them not to travel on holiday - accommodation costs can be charged in advance in a form of higher passenger duty on flights coming into UK, that on its own should cut down the problem

[Zigenare]

Typical UK gov shambles.

Irish public sector employees have been told that they have to take 2 weeks' leave when returning from overseas. No WFH.

Typical Irish shambles.

Travel to Ireland from Manchester - Quarantine.

Travel to Ireland from Norn Irn - No Quarantine.

Travel to Norn Irn from Manchester - No Quarantine.

Travel To Ireland from Manchester via Norn Irn - No Quarantine.

[WTFH]

Typical Irish shambles.

Travel to Ireland from Manchester - Quarantine.

Travel to Ireland from Norn Irn - No Quarantine.

Travel to Norn Irn from Manchester - No Quarantine.

Travel To Ireland from Manchester via Norn Irn - No Quarantine.

Simple solution to your confused shambles about the UK...
Don't travel to Manchester.

[Zigenare]

Simple solution to your confused shambles about the UK...
Don't travel to Manchester.

Piss off, I'm tweaking Old Smeg's tail.