• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Job opening

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Job opening

    Spokesperson for the Prime Minister

    As Johnson seems to be following Trump's lead, you probably need to be a frosty blonde who can spout bollocks with no shame
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Spokesperson for the Prime Minister

    As Johnson seems to be following Trump's lead, you probably need to be a frosty blonde who can spout bollocks with no shame
    As an IT Contractor forum, we must have quite a few of those here?

    Comment


      #3
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Spokesperson for the Prime Minister

      As Johnson seems to be following Trump's lead, you probably need to be a frosty blonde who can spout bollocks with no shame
      Sexist!

      Maybe a frosty blond!

      (Thinking of a certain himbo breakfast presenter.)
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

      Comment


        #4
        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        Sexist!

        Maybe a frosty blond!

        (Thinking of a certain himbo breakfast presenter.)

        Maybe we can get Miss Arcuri back? She can give him technology lessons on the side?
        Last edited by vetran; 29 July 2020, 10:55. Reason: carnt spiel
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

        Comment


          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Spokesperson for the Prime Minister

          As Johnson seems to be following Trump's lead, you probably need to be a frosty blonde who can spout bollocks with no shame

          We've already got a frosty blond who spouts bollocks and has no shame, maybe his spokesperson could be different to him.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

          Comment


            #6
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            We've already got a frosty blond who spouts bollocks and has no shame, maybe his spokesperson could be different to him.
            They wouldn't last long in the job if they had shame.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

            Comment


              #7
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Spokesperson for the Prime Minister

              As Johnson seems to be following Trump's lead, you probably need to be a frosty blonde who can spout bollocks with no shame
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

              Comment


                #8
                Does it also need to be someone he hasn't slept with?
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

                Comment


                  #9
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  Does it also need to be someone he hasn't slept with?
                  Don't worry, he won't remember, and we won't tell...
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    Does it also need to be someone he hasn't slept with?
                    Why, are you after the job?
                    Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X