Cleaner has just arrived and im in the middle of a smelly poop.
How can i hide the smell?
Admin should this be moved to the technical forum?
How can i hide the smell?
Admin should this be moved to the technical forum?
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First thing is: why are you posting on the bog?Originally posted by woohoo View Post
Secondly, can we spot the difference between what you type and what you flush?
Thirdly, it's not technical.
Fourthly, this is post number 2.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymore -
Should have asked Pooper in Tulipcoins threadComment
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Put 2 fingers in your mouth and puke all over the floor. The cleaner won't notice the poo smell.Originally posted by woohoo View PostComment
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The number of people I know who hire a classy cleaner and then spruce up their home before the cleaner arrives.Originally posted by woohoo View Post
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Its ok, managed to divert the cleaners attention by faking a heart attack. Im on the way to a&e right now, apparently they want to do a heart transplant, given the symptoms i googled off the internet.
Ok wish me luck, jeesh i cant remember if i flushed or not.Comment
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No need. Finish the motion, wipe your bum, wash your hands, and then walk boldly out. If the cleaner is there, just cheerfully comment "I'd give it ten minutes if I were you".Originally posted by woohoo View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Blame the cat, dog, kids, wife, or Brillo's case the gimp who lives under the stairs.Originally posted by woohoo View PostOld Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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