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    Cleaner has just arrived and im in the middle of a smelly poop.

    How can i hide the smell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo View Post
    Cleaner has just arrived and im in the middle of a smelly poop.

    How can i hide the smell?

    Admin should this be moved to the technical forum?
    First thing is: why are you posting on the bog?
    Secondly, can we spot the difference between what you type and what you flush?
    Thirdly, it's not technical.
    Fourthly, this is post number 2.
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    Should have asked Pooper in Tulipcoins thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo View Post
    How can i hide the smell?
    Put 2 fingers in your mouth and puke all over the floor. The cleaner won't notice the poo smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo View Post
    Cleaner has just arrived and im in the middle of a smelly poop.

    How can i hide the smell?

    Admin should this be moved to the technical forum?
    The number of people I know who hire a classy cleaner and then spruce up their home before the cleaner arrives.

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    Its ok, managed to divert the cleaners attention by faking a heart attack. Im on the way to a&e right now, apparently they want to do a heart transplant, given the symptoms i googled off the internet.

    Ok wish me luck, jeesh i cant remember if i flushed or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo View Post
    Cleaner has just arrived and im in the middle of a smelly poop.

    How can i hide the smell?
    No need. Finish the motion, wipe your bum, wash your hands, and then walk boldly out. If the cleaner is there, just cheerfully comment "I'd give it ten minutes if I were you".
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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo View Post
    Cleaner has just arrived and im in the middle of a smelly poop.

    How can i hide the smell?

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    Blame the cat, dog, kids, wife, or Brillo's case the gimp who lives under the stairs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    Blame the cat, dog, kids, wife, or Brillo's case the gimp who lives under the stairs.
    At least he gives you Internet access.
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