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    I just triggered a Millennial

    I suggested implementing GO TO functionality in the rule engine syntax we're developing.

    Off to the incinerator with me.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

    #2
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I suggested implementing GO TO functionality in the rule engine syntax we're developing.

    Off to the incinerator with me.
    Why? the current way to screw things up is to use select case statements and then have one or 2 that don't escape / break at the end of the statement and instead continue into the next one.

    Something then comes along and refactors the code not noticing the nice gotcha as they modify the order of the case statements.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #3
      *sigh amateurs* when you need a professional give me a shout. I've ****ed things up in ways you people couldn't even imagine.

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        #4
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        I suggested implementing GO TO functionality in the rule engine syntax we're developing.

        Off to the incinerator with me.
        Why not suggest GO BACK HOME functionality to return and watch the tree hugging lefties implode one by one.
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          I named a variable irule once. And, well, to cut a long story short, I became a moderator of CUK to indulge my megalomania.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            You triggered me by not being able to spell 'Millennial'.

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              #7
              You could implode their brains by asking to implement GO SUB.

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                #8
                Originally posted by elsergiovolador View Post
                You could implode their brains by asking to implement GO SUB.

                only if they are into BDSM
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  only if they are into BDSM
                  The old man still has a few legacy clients for his PEEK AND POKE service.

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                    #10
                    Was it by spelling "Millennial" wrong?

                    <hiatus>

                    Ah, I see you fixed it.
                    Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 6 August 2020, 22:40.
                    When the fun stops, STOP.

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