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    I suggested implementing GO TO functionality in the rule engine syntax we're developing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I suggested implementing GO TO functionality in the rule engine syntax we're developing.

    Off to the incinerator with me.
    Why? the current way to screw things up is to use select case statements and then have one or 2 that don't escape / break at the end of the statement and instead continue into the next one.

    Something then comes along and refactors the code not noticing the nice gotcha as they modify the order of the case statements.
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    *sigh amateurs* when you need a professional give me a shout. I've ****ed things up in ways you people couldn't even imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I suggested implementing GO TO functionality in the rule engine syntax we're developing.

    Off to the incinerator with me.
    Why not suggest GO BACK HOME functionality to return and watch the tree hugging lefties implode one by one.
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    I named a variable irule once. And, well, to cut a long story short, I became a moderator of CUK to indulge my megalomania.
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    You triggered me by not being able to spell 'Millennial'.

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    You could implode their brains by asking to implement GO SUB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elsergiovolador View Post
    You could implode their brains by asking to implement GO SUB.

    only if they are into BDSM
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    only if they are into BDSM
    The old man still has a few legacy clients for his PEEK AND POKE service.

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    Was it by spelling "Millennial" wrong?

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    Ah, I see you fixed it.
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