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    #11
    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Absolutely nuts. Cows are huge, hefty animals and if you're doing downward dog and you're in its way, you're a gonner.

    It is not safe to loiter about a field full of cows. What idiot farmer thought that was a good way to earn a few extra quid?
    What's this 'downward dog' position? I seem to miss out on all the good stuff...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #12
      Originally posted by Mordac View Post
      What's this 'downward dog' position? I seem to miss out on all the good stuff...

      Get yourself a girlfriend!

      Wait till you perfect the butter churner.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        Get yourself a girlfriend!

        Wait till you perfect the butter churner.
        It's a bit late for that. I'm married.
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mordac View Post
          It's a bit late for that. I'm married.
          No one will tell....
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #15
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            No one will tell....
            oh, yes they will.........

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              #16
              Originally posted by woohoo View Post
              This is from my local newspaper, you couldn’t make this up.

              Lancashire dairy farm apologises to Hindus for hosting 'yoga with cows' fitness class | Lancashire Evening Post
              When will people learn to grow a pair and ignore these attention-seeking controversy-stoking idiots.

              The snag is he may have felt that his "new age" customers might largely have been the kind of people who could be swayed by this guy's bleating.
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