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Originally posted by Mordac View PostWhat's this 'downward dog' position? I seem to miss out on all the good stuff...
Get yourself a girlfriend!
Wait till you perfect the butter churner.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostGet yourself a girlfriend!
Wait till you perfect the butter churner.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostIt's a bit late for that. I'm married."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by woohoo View PostThis is from my local newspaper, you couldn’t make this up.
Lancashire dairy farm apologises to Hindus for hosting 'yoga with cows' fitness class | Lancashire Evening Post
The snag is he may have felt that his "new age" customers might largely have been the kind of people who could be swayed by this guy's bleating.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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