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    First signs of going senile

    I delayed making an large online bill payment all week until the GBP gained against the Euro only to remember that recipient is also GBP.
    Last edited by Paddy; 23 August 2020, 10:04.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

    #2
    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    I delayed making an large online bill payment all week until the GPB gained against the Euro only to remember that recipient is also GPB.
    Whats a GPB??

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      #3
      Originally posted by jainnode View Post
      Whats a GPB??
      Gross Product of his Butt?

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        #4
        You should do all your business with Venezuela or Zimbabwe.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #5
          I thought an early sign of senility was launching Google* and then forgetting what you were going to look for






          *Other search engines are available

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            #6
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

            *Other search engines are available
            But the second sign of senility is not being able to remember any!
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #7
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              But the second sign of senility is not being able to remember any!
              any what?

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                #8
                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                I thought an early sign of senility was launching Google* and then forgetting what you were going to look for

                *Other search engines are available
                All the bloody time!!!

                usually with around 10 browser tabs open.



                qh
                He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                  I thought an early sign of senility was launching Google* and then forgetting what you were going to look for






                  *Other search engines are available
                  Now what did I come in here for?
                  When the fun stops, STOP.

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                    #10
                    Now what did I come in here for?
                    Probably looking for your glasses. Accounts for 96% of my activity.
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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