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Syphon the python - cross your legs warning!

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    Syphon the python - cross your legs warning!

    poor chap

    Thai man is bitten on the penis by a python while sitting on the toilet | Daily Mail Online

    Thai man is bitten on the penis by a python while sitting on the toilet, leaving his bathroom sprayed in blood

    • Siraphop Masukarat, 18, was bitten by the snake on Tuesday evening
    • He yelled in terror as he ran out of the bathroom in Nonthaburi, central Thailand
    • Teenager was rushed to hospital to have the injury on his penis treated
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Glad we don't have those in UK.

      oh wait...

      Stray 5ft python found at Islington house round boiler


      Woman wakes to find 3ft python in Kensington bed

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        #4
        There's so many weird perves out there I suspect some blokes might liker sticking their thingies in a python's mouth.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #5
          Are you trying to tell us something, xogg?
          When the fun stops, STOP.

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            #6
            "No, I had to send the python up there to get the hamster as it got stuck..."



            qh
            He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

            I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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              #7
              Chuck Norris gets bitten on the penis by a python.. Python dies...
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Chuck Norris gets bitten on the penis by a python.. Python dies...
                Python mistook Chuck’s Penis for another Python no doubt

                ..also, I wonder how many devs have looked at this thread thinking it was about coding

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