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    Thai man is bitten on the penis by a python while sitting on the toilet | Daily Mail Online

    Thai man is bitten on the penis by a python while sitting on the toilet, leaving his bathroom sprayed in blood

    • Siraphop Masukarat, 18, was bitten by the snake on Tuesday evening
    • He yelled in terror as he ran out of the bathroom in Nonthaburi, central Thailand
    • Teenager was rushed to hospital to have the injury on his penis treated
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    There was always a danger when people started using these fishing lures that animals would get a taste for meat & two veg (slightly NSFW).
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    There's so many weird perves out there I suspect some blokes might liker sticking their thingies in a python's mouth.
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    Are you trying to tell us something, xogg?
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    "No, I had to send the python up there to get the hamster as it got stuck..."



    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.


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    Chuck Norris gets bitten on the penis by a python.. Python dies...
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    Chuck Norris gets bitten on the penis by a python.. Python dies...
    Python mistook Chuck’s Penis for another Python no doubt

    ..also, I wonder how many devs have looked at this thread thinking it was about coding

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