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    Another new slogan for you all to learn, why don't they just write a little jingle...(it actually came out in July but was overshadowed by 'Eat Out To Help Out):

    'Hands, face, space' slogan to be hammered home as winter approaches | Metro News

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    Hands. Face. Space.

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    Isn't it a bit odd that we are we supposed to sneeze into our elbows and then bump elbows with others instead of shaking hands? How much of this virus has been transmitted via elbows?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Isn't it a bit odd that we are we supposed to sneeze into our elbows and then bump elbows with others instead of shaking hands? How much of this virus has been transmitted via elbows?

    Are you saying it’s actually elbowla?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Isn't it a bit odd that we are we supposed to sneeze into our elbows and then bump elbows with others instead of shaking hands? How much of this virus has been transmitted via elbows?
    There's probably very British etiquette which elbow you foul, and which you proffer. Akin to not eating curry with your poo hand in foreign lands.

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    Next up is 'Operation Moon-shot' ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    Next up is 'Operation Moon-shot' ...
    Which is code for: probably not going to happen. Which seemed to be made pretty clear in the conference.

    BBC News are saying rapid tests do not exist yet, but that's categorically untrue.
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