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    #11
    Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
    There was a lucrative contract going for any out of work fellas based in Belfast.

    Donor Sperm [2576139] [Notice]

    A £220k 4 year contract for 'Donor Sperm'.. needs commitment as they want a steady supply by the looks of it,

    ...renewals available too.
    Renewal Options
    2 x 12-month extension options.
    don't think I could manage that.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #12
      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
      don't think I could manage that.
      Men! Know your limits

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        #13
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        Men! Know your limits

        yeah a schedule like that would be difficult to swallow.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          yeah a schedule like that would be difficult to swallow.
          It would be rude to gargle

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            #15
            Originally posted by LondonPM1 View Post
            It’s incredible a group of middle aged mainly males who are paid well as contractors and therefore intelligent would stoop so low.

            Not funny at all but you go ahead and entertain yourselves.

            Maybe some pictures of people kissing would also be appropriate

            Have a pleasant evening. I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s property auction on auctionhouselondon
            You're new here, aren't you...?
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #16
              Ah, so this is what BJ's Moonshot is all about.

              There is going to be a shortage of those Danish Sperm imports mentioned in bizarre detail in the withdrawal agreement/

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                #17
                Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
                Ah, so this is what BJ's Moonshot is all about.

                There is going to be a shortage of those Danish Sperm imports mentioned in bizarre detail in the withdrawal agreement/

                how do you think he got Carrie pregnant?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  how do you think he got Carrie pregnant?
                  Asked Dominic to come round.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    how do you think he got Carrie pregnant?

                    Various Cummings and goings.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      Various Cummings and goings.
                      and no withdrawal agreement...
                      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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