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    #11
    vetran list

    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    1. Make puerile jokes which wouldn't even be accepted in the Sunday Sport
    2. Bookmark Wikipedia
    3. Have fantasy sex with other poster's mothers and wives
    4. Forget what a capital letter is
    5. Lose arguments
    6. Feelings of inadequacy
    7. Read Daily Mail and post articles of a sexual nature from it
    8. Vote out in a referendum
    9. Stick up for racists, fascists and their ilk
    10. Lose
    FTFY
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #12
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      FTFY

      ooh looks like I hit a nerve.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        ooh looks like I hit a nerve.
        Not me, I'm not the one with feelings of inadequacy and is sexually inhibited...
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #14
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Not me, I'm not the one with feelings of inadequacy and is sexually inhibited...
          My advice to you, dear, if you want vetran to be a bit more adventurous is to drug him, tie him up and give him a good thrashing first. But make sure you get cash up front. The old man learned that the hard way.

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            #15
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            Which bits go back years?

            If I did one fully original I would probably get banned.
            Seriously mate, there's no danger of that...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #16
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              Seriously mate, there's no danger of that...
              I got banned for showing a picture of 2 ears!
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                I got banned for showing a picture of 2 ears!
                With f**k-all between them?
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  With f**k-all between them?
                  Portrait of vetran...
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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