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    Migrant boat lands on NUDIST beach on Sussex coast | Daily Mail Online

    Migrant boat lands on NUDIST beach on Sussex coast after naked sunbather swam out to help struggling Channel-crossers before others gave them tea


    A boat of migrants landed on a nudist beach on the Sussex coast before being helped ashore by naked sunbathers.

    Naturists were enjoying a day out at Fairlight Glen Beach near Hastings, East Sussex, on Monday when the group of men rowed towards them in an inflatable dinghy.

    Father-of-two entrepreneur Jamie Anley, 48, was on his first trip to the beach with wife Astrid, 52.

    Entrepreneur Anley told the Sun: 'The beachgoers were all very friendly — we offered the migrants drinks.

    'They were aged from about 17 to 45. Some of the men kept their heads down but some had little smirks on.

    'Some of them were wearing leather jackets, they weren't dressed for the occasion!'

    All the migrants were located and detained after they made off into nearby woods, the Home Office confirmed.


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    After gawping at the sagging tits and the wrinkled penis I bet half of them were asking for the money back and trying to find the next boat home. Ah, Britain, the land that promises a lot but under delivers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    After gawping at the sagging tits and the wrinkled penis I bet half of them were asking for the money back and trying to find the next boat home. Ah, Britain, the land that promises a lot but under delivers.
    So that's how MF is spending his time.
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