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    Matt Hancock tells Brits to avoid casual sex and stick to 'established' partners - Mirror Online

    Will upset a few MP's that one

    #2
    Originally posted by mallisarealperson View Post
    Most CUK regulars will be untroubled.

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      #3
      News just gets more like Monty Python every day.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Most CUK regulars will be untroubled.

        Your left hand is going to feel unloved for a while.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #5
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          Your left hand is going to feel unloved for a while.
          You are forbidden to change hands when wanking.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
            You are forbidden to change hands when wanking.
            We are still talking about MP's right.

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              #7
              Originally posted by mallisarealperson View Post
              We are still talking about MP's right.
              One lapse of judgment at a client Christmas do and Mary Poppins is forever tarred. It's not on.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                You are forbidden to change hands when wanking.
                Since when was 1 hand sufficient

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by mallisarealperson View Post
                  I thought they had established mistresses.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    I thought they had established mistresses.
                    Boris has only an established mistress?

                    He's got a vacancy now he's divorced.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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